I served my hat, and boy I served it well
and everyone in the church could tell
everyone was able to taste, the full splendour of my hell.
All eyes dropped and even glasses fell.
even heaven rang a bell.
I served that hat and served it right
this was truly my delight
Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!! it was overpriced, and I will not and shall not wear it twice
I served it up nice and strong
even wore my matching thong
on my row, no one could hang
I’m a diva at top of my game.
I served my hat, and I began to slay
everyone new I didn’t come to play
I’m a true mademoiselle
I served it so enchanted, it cast a spell
they all stepped back and let me by
I took no prisoners and this is why.
I aim to please and satisfy.
to all my ladies, you must comply
Serve that Hat straight to the sky.
